What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

But this is not

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

You shall not bear false witness.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

Maybe leave out

I don't like

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like religions.

Innocent before proven guilty

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Your going to be alright just relax

Lose lips shimk ships.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?